CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
Dear Mr. American,
Good day and compliments.
I am HENRI PAULSON, the Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of
America, and the personal financial adviser to GEORGE W. BUSH (the eldest
son of the former dictator of America, GENERAL GEORGE HUSSEIN WALKER BUSH).
This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore
you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make
will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of
the entire members of my country.
It is with deep sense of purpose and utmost sincerity that I have the
privilege to write you this letter knowing full well how you will feel as
regards to receiving a mail from somebody you have not met or seen before.
There is no need to fear, I got your address from a Wall Street business
directory which lends credence to my humble belief. I also assure you of my
honesty and trustworthiness. I need to ask you to support an urgent secret
business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
During the last Military Regime here in America, the Government officials
set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly
over-invoiced in various ministries. My country has had great crisis that
has caused the need for large transfer of funds of US $800,000,000,000.00
(eight hundred billion US dollars) in cash for safe-keeping. If you would
assist me in this transfer, it would be of most profitable for you.
I am working with the honourable MR. PHIL GRAMM, lobbyist for UBS, who will
be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As Senator, you
may know him as leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the
1990s.
This is a matter of great urgence. We need a immediate blank cheque. We
need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these
funds in the names of our close friends because as civil servants we are
constantly under surveillance by Democratic members of Congress, the media,
and the American public. My family lawyer, MR. RICK DAVIS, advised me that
I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next
of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to commence the
transfer latest seven (7) banking days from the date of the receipt of the
following information: all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for
this transaction. This way we will use your country's name to apply for
payment in your name. After I receive that information, I will respond with
detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the
funds. That's all. Let me know what you think about this.
We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your
confidentiality in this transaction.
May Allah show you mercy as you do so?
Your faithfully,
Dr. Minister of Treasury Paulson
End the Fed! National Day of Protest and Education, November 22nd
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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wow.. the nigerian scam made it's way into our movement... crazy!!!
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